Press kit

Humblebrag reads Apple Health — steps, distance, flights, calories — or any date you type, and answers one question: what does that number actually equal? 10,032 days alive is 1.4× the time it took to build the Great Pyramid. All 6,150 comparisons were curated by hand and each links its primary source; the sourcing took longer than the code. Health data never leaves the phone.

Fact sheet

Name

Humblebrag: Day & Step Counter

Launched

August 27, 2026

Platform

iPhone, iOS 18+

Price

Free download · $29.99/year or $5.99/month

Catalog

6,150 hand-curated comparisons, each linked to its primary source

Privacy

Health data is read and processed on device. No account, no server.

Developer

Independent, one person

App Store · FAQ · support@humblebragapp.app — promo codes on request.

Assets

Download everything (.zip, 2.5 MB) — App Store screenshots, icon and social image. Free to use in coverage.